He's bbaaaaaaccckkkk!

[Green Bay Bombers]

It is believed to be the 1st ever occurrence of a pop corn vendor becoming the #1 QB of a team in the FIFL. Adrian McPherson had a dreadful start to his albeit late starting career in Green Bay. “Only the exceptionally gifted are able to grasp our normal offense” mused GM Jimmy Hanlon. "Mick is not one of those individuals. We have acquiesced to his request to deploy plays more to his liking and given him a 2nd chance. His talent is his collateral. We are changing up our game plans and giving him another chance to help our team win the championship. Obviously that won’t happen this season. We wanted to get a head start on next season, and this gives us a chance to do that. The high number of injuries to key players has contributed to this decision. Given the age of those injured, this team may be in deep kimshee after retirements are announced after the season. Regardless, we have to break out of this ridiculous slump which has now consumed our here-to-fore excellent offense and has afflicted our defense for far too many seasons. We believe we have the players, now the coaches need to step up.”

[Mike]

'coaches need to step up'. lol.