Wort Fayne ... soon to suffer first loss

[Connecticut]

9-0? who cares! so they got lucky a few times. We're about to put them in their place.

How? read on ...

All we have to do is exploit their weaknesses. Their weaknesses, you ask? Well, they have many. First, they are horrible at returning punts. They've returned the most punts in the league, yet are 13th in the league in average return. So, we will punt to them alot! YES! That will certainly give us an advantage.

Second, is fumbles. Opposing team hardly ever lose possession when they fumble against the Safari. So what will we do? FUMBLE! We've got a good chance of getting the ball back, so why not!?!?

Third is passing TD's. Wort Fayne has only thrown 8 passing td's all season! That's second-lowest in the league. Obviously, when their WRs are open in the end-zone, the QB isn't finding them. So, we won't cover the WRs in the red zone! Simple as that!

Well, there you have it. Our fire-proof plan with no holes. I just can't believe the first 9 teams didn't think of this! Its gonna be a blowout!!!!

till next week ...
<b>GO COYOTES!</b>
Rob
:)
CT

[Mike]

Hey....are the Coyotes allowed to steal the Honolulu gameplan!?!?!


Seriously, though. The team is great, but lucky to be undefeated.

[JH-Tide]

Eh?

When did Fort Wayne start winning any of its games?

Must be a typo.

[Connecticut]

31-12? We obviously didn't execute the way we wanted. We didn't punt enough (both teams had 5 punts) and we didn't fumble the whole game. Back to the drawing board ....

[Mike]

Two years later, and FWS agent caught trying to steal CON drawing board.