Austin Knights running back, during a late thursday evening interview with the Austin Phantom High School Gazette, declared himself the best player in the FIFL. When asked who he thought was the best player, Pettithomme responded, "Why, tha' hash t'be me! I rush'd fer like one thoushand yardsh a couple weeksh ago. I'm definately the besht."
Austin Knights GM Ian Verhaegen was unavailable for comment as he was passed out in a pool of his own vomit at the time.
Tom Pettithomme declares himself the best
Tom Pettithomme declares himself the best
Ian Verhaegen
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